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100 Clever, Cool, and Funny Boat Names

 

The boat naming tradition is a very serious matter that actually dates back thousands of years. Sea vessels were named after celestial deities in an effort to ensure protection from bad luck. 

Nowadays, the naming ceremony provides endless opportunities for the wittiest of witty captains. We highly doubt Unsinkable II would have been a solid contender back in the olden days.  

So, how does one get those creative juices flowing? Don’t fear, SkiSafe is here… with the 100 clever, cool, and dad joke-worthy boat names. 

100 Clever, Cool, and Funny Boat Names 

 

  1. Seas the Day
  2. Usain Boat
  3. The Codfather
  4. To Sea or Knot to Sea
  5. Knot for Sail
  6. A Yacht of Fun
  7. Jawesome
  8. Whatever Floats Your…
  9. Tom's Cruise
  10. A Loan At Sea
  11. OOO (Out of Office)
  12. Sick Day
  13. New Kid on the Dock
  14. Eat Cray Love
  15. Shore Thing
  16. Vitamin Sea
  17. Fin and Tonic
  18. Fantasea
  19. Dock-topus
  20. Shelly
  21. Unsinkable II
  22. Unsinkable III
  23. Carpe Diem
  24. The Sloop Doggy Dog
  25. Yeah Buoy!
  26. She Got the House
  27. Nautical Nonsense
  28. After You
  29. Cirrhosis of the River
  30. Miss Behavin’
  31. Ship Happens
  32. Amateur Hour
  33. In Too Deep
  34. The Kids Inheritance
  35. Titanic
  36. Passing Wind 
  37. Mid Life Crisis
  38. Good Vibrations
  39. Wakin' Bacon
  40. Under Budget
  41. Floater
  42. Error 404: Fish Not Found
  43. Hakuna Matata
  44. ??Official Business
  45. Anchor Management
  46. Offshore Account
  47. Liquid Asset
  48. Buoyancé
  49. Bay-Z
  50. Sea Liquor
  51. Sunny Days
  52. Never Again II
  53. For Ships and Giggles
  54. Ship Faced
  55. Boats by Dre
  56. The Reel Swim Shady
  57. The Relation Ship
  58. That Sinking Feeling
  59. The Childish Tycoon
  60. BILF
  61. Knot Shore
  62. In a Meeting
  63. Breaking Bass
  64. Sea Ya
  65. Aboat Time
  66. Titan
  67. Friendship
  68. Water You Lookin’ At?
  69. Favorite Mistake
  70. Just Add Wind
  71. Pier Pressure
  72. Reel Therapy 
  73. Kinda Mine
  74. She’ll Get Over It
  75. Knot Too Bad
  76. Quarter Life Crisis
  77. Reel-ly Retired
  78. A Loan at Last…
  79. Shark Bait
  80. Long Weekend
  81. Aquamarine
  82. Pura Vida
  83. Surfin’ U.S.A
  84. I Ain’t Worried
  85. Lost
  86. About Damn Time
  87. Wave of You
  88. Better Days’
  89. Heat Waves
  90. Daily Dose of Serotonin
  91. Time of My Life
  92. Ocean Quiet
  93. Something to Chase
  94. Bad Habits
  95. Summer Jam
  96. Hurricane
  97. High Hopes
  98. Runaway Train
  99. Feelin’ Good
  100. Wave Runner

 


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