First up are the punny names and they’re knot too shabby. 

• Sea Señor
• Usain Boat
• Water You Lookin’ At?
• The Codfather
• Nacho Boat
• Cirrhosis of the River
• Feelin’ Nauti
• Aquaholic
• Yeah Buoy
• Knot on Call
• B-Yacht’ch
• Hydro Therapy
• Pier Pressure
• Fishful Thinkin’

Next up are the sarcastic names. Just remember – your boat name is just as unique as all the others. 

• She Got the House
• Forced Family Fun
• Unsinkable II
• Main Mistress
• Ctrl + Alt + Delete
• Error 404 – Fish Not Found
• In a Meeting

Finally we have the simple funny. Guaranteed light-hearted laughs from every passing boater. 

• Fishizzle
• Zombies Can’t Swim
• Favorite Mistake
• Finally
• Here Lil’ Fishy